Current laws in effect do not allow guns on school campus. And there are state regulations that do not allow guns at school athletic events. So, what happens when the football stadium or baseball field is located in a city park? Which law will trump: the right to carry or the ban on guns at school events? No doubt, this dichotomy in the law will have an impact across the state.
Lawyers, Guns & Money
Say what? Lobbyists with guns?!?!?!?!
You can read more about him in this article from the Tennessean.
But before, one of you starts to arguing about the Second Amendment. You should know that Momma Bears don't go down rabbit holes. We fiercely protect children like a bear. And bears don't belong in rabbit holes.
Some of us carry guns and others will just rip your face off the old fashion way with our claws. Either way, we'd prefer Rambo stay away from our children.
So, what's a Momma Bear to do if the new law lets Rambo patrol our school playgrounds? Well, we just might have to take matters into our own hands.
Commence Operation: "Pistol Packin' Momma"
We will also be maintaining the peace. So, the next time you are at a little league baseball game, here's a warning: you better watch your mouth. Before you make a crack about that kid on first base, remember that his pistol packin' momma might just be sitting next to you with a .38 in her purse. Of course, we'll encourage her to go home and blog about you instead of taking more drastic action. But just to be on the safe side, you should keep your mouth shut unless you are cheering for everybody and telling all the kids that they did a good job.
We don't want to hear lawmakers claim they voted for a crazy bill because someone held a gun to their head. Boy, does that gives a whole new meaning to trigger legislation. So, our pistol packing mommas will be patrolling the state Capitol.
And we'll be reminding everyone that duck hunting season does not include lame ducks like Governor Hasbeen uh...Haslam.
But just to be on the safe side, we hope the Governor will veto the bill on Guns in the Park & Guns in the State Capitol. Momma Bears would really prefer to stay home and spend our time in the parks, playing with our kids instead of packin' heat.