Momma Bears would never ever ever ever ever,
not in a million years,
no way, no how,
buy a single "like" on Facebook for StudentsFirst.
We wouldn't spend a penny on that organization.
Not even if they gave us all new minivans.
Not even if they offered to clean our houses and do our laundry so we can spend more time blogging.
Not even if they gave our neighborhood schools thousands of dollars so we wouldn't have to do cookie dough & wrapping paper fundraisers to pay for art supplies, music instruments, and playgrounds for students.